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✌️😘

✌️😘

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liquorinthefront:

Beyoncé

liquorinthefront:

Beyoncé

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  1. kid: dad whats a 69
  2. dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

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Apr 24, 2014
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chrisprattawesomesource:

Andy’s Seven Wonders of the World

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Apr 24, 2014
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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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Apr 24, 2014
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keepitchronic:

nataliemeansnice:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

SPOTLIGHT:

http://black—lamb.tumblr.com/

i’m literally not worthy

Marry me

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dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

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Apr 24, 2014
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bolto:

squeakyfoam:

datingat23:

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.

okay so just so im clear here

You’re saying it’s ok to generalize me because I COULD be a rapist

the point is more not that women classify all men as rapists, that we are cautious of all men because a percentage turn out to be shitheels

you’re not having assumptions made because GIRLZ RULE BOYS DROOL its because of legitimate fears 

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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Mom, I can’t save during a battle!
Ancient proverb (via sassykardashian)

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