cockringtoss:

in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict

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it is made of condoms

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The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.
Frank Sinatra  (via moord)

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bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

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jakoolest:

Hell ya ladies



doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?





megaman2:

franticshipper:

I take a stand

you followed the-absolute-funniest for two weeks just for a screenshot


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albinwonderland:

miss-love:

tessmunster:

jessdunn18:

tessmunster:

More new photos modeling for Black Cat Bikinis! Photos & hair by my boo Michele Muerte ♡ I never thought I would model swimwear but here I am. Yea I am not toned & I have a tummy, big thighs & all that stuff but I can hang with the best of ‘em!

I’m sorry but i wouldn’t wear this …. I have self respect…. bare in mind i wouldn’t wear a bikini if i was a toothpick either…

How is wearing a bikini or a ONE piece being disrespectful to my body? Doesn’t make sense boo.

She doesn’t respect herself because she loves herself enough to not hide in shame because of what she’s told by others that her own body should look like?

logic? ? 

Tess is the queen of my fucking LIFE. Stunning lady.  



ladyjolras:

do not touch me without alerting me first

  1. do not touch me without alerting me first
  • do not touch me without alerting me first

do not touch me without alerting me first



quazza:

eridone:

it feels like someone…..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING